🫏 Funny Donkey Tissue Holder – Kiss My Ass Plush Dispenser & Hilarious Christmas Gag Gift 😂🎁
🫏 Funny Donkey Tissue Holder – Kiss My Ass Plush Dispenser & Hilarious Christmas Gag Gift 😂🎁
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🫏 NEED A TISSUE?
KISS MY ASS FIRST! 😂
Some decorations are cute. Some are useful. And then there's this donkey — with a ridiculous grin, oversized ears, and a fluffy backside that actually dispenses tissues. Meet the Funny Donkey Tissue Holder, the cheeky little troublemaker your ordinary tissue box could never be.
The Only Ass You'll Actually Want in Your Living Room.
Ordinary tissue boxes fade into the background. This donkey has other plans. His cheeky expression, oversized ears, and fluffy backside turn something completely ordinary into a hilarious display piece.
Put him on your coffee table, office desk, or shelf. He's ready to make visitors do a double take.
- 😂 Instant entertainment for guests and anyone who loves cheeky humor.
- 🏠 More personality than an ordinary tissue box.
- 🫏 A memorable character that stands out wherever you display him.
More Than a Joke. Four Reasons to Love Him.
A silly design with a useful purpose, made for people who enjoy a little humor in everyday life.
A Laugh With Every Pull
The unexpected tissue opening makes an ordinary moment funny.
Funny & Functional
A novelty decoration that also dispenses tissues.
Full of Personality
Expressive eyes, oversized ears, and fluffy details.
Unforgettable Gifting
A hilarious choice for friends who enjoy bold jokes.
Yes, the Tissues Really Come Out of His Butt.
Need a tissue? Reach behind this little donkey and pull one from his fluffy backside. That's the entire ridiculous joke — and what makes him more than a regular plush decoration.
Keep tissues within reach while giving everyone a reason to smile.
- 🧻 Rear tissue-dispensing opening creates the signature gag.
- ✅ Practical everyday use combined with playful decoration.
- 😂 Unexpected humor every time someone reaches for a tissue.
Soft, Fluffy, and Full of Attitude.
Just look at that face. Dramatic eyebrows, oversized ears, a cream-colored muzzle, and a mischievous grin.
His gray plush-style body, fluffy tail, and relaxed pose make this donkey as entertaining to look at as he is to use.
- 🫏 Expressive donkey face packed with silly personality.
- ✨ Fluffy plush-style appearance adds a playful touch to your room.
- 🏠 Decorative character for desks, tables, and shelves.
The Gift That'll Have Everyone Laughing.
Know someone who loves terrible jokes? A coworker with a wild sense of humor? That friend who's impossible to shop for?
This cheeky donkey is a hilarious choice for White Elephant exchanges, Secret Santa parties, Christmas gatherings, and funny housewarming gifts.
- 🎁 Great for gag gifting when ordinary presents feel boring.
- 🎄 Holiday party favorite for adults who enjoy irreverent humor.
- 😂 A memorable surprise when someone discovers where the tissues go.
How Does This Silly Donkey Work?
It's a decorative tissue dispenser with one very unexpected exit.
Prepare Compatible Tissues
Choose a tissue format that fits the holder. Check refill compatibility before use.
Load the Holder
Insert the tissues through the product's refill access and feed the first sheet through the rear opening, following the supplied instructions.
Pull, Laugh & Repeat
Place the donkey on a stable indoor surface and enjoy the joke whenever a tissue is needed.
Perfect for People With a Sense of Humor.
When you want a present that's funny, unexpected, and actually has a purpose, this donkey fits the occasion.
Product Information.
| Product | Funny Donkey Tissue Holder |
|---|---|
| Design | Cheeky Donkey Character |
| Appearance | Gray Plush-Style Body |
| Function | Tissue Holder & Novelty Decoration |
| Tissue Opening | Rear Dispensing Opening |
| Suggested Placement | Desk, Shelf, Coffee Table |
| Gift Occasions | Christmas, White Elephant, Secret Santa, Gag Gifts |
| Tissue Compatibility | Check Size & Refill Format |
Frequently Asked Questions.
Do tissues really come out of his butt?
Is it a tissue holder or a plush decoration?
How do I refill the tissues?
Does any tissue box fit?
Are tissues included?
Where can I display it?
Is this a good White Elephant gift?
Big Laughs. More Peace of Mind.
Worldwide on orders over $50.
Subject to our return policy.
Help with order questions.
A cheeky surprise for funny gift exchanges.
Life's Too Short for Boring Tissue Boxes.
An outrageous grin, a fluffy backside, and a tissue where you least expect it. Give your home — or your next gift exchange — a little more personality.
🫏 Get Your Funny Donkey Tissue Holder ↑Need a tissue? You know what to do. 😂
